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In lieu of a full-fledged Thomas update…

What with the kitchen remodel and my current push to finish the dissertation, I haven’t had the time or energy to write up a complete monthly update for Thomas in quite some time. But in the meanwhile, here’s a partially annotated list of things Thomas currently loves:

1. Trucks. Thomas loves trucks. And buses. Whenever we’re out driving around and he sees a truck, he shouts “MMMmmmmm!” (his imitation of a truck’s sound). Sometimes when I’m putting him to bed at night, I will think he’s asleep, and then a truck (or snowplow, very common these last few weeks) will drive by outside and he’ll sit straight up and shout “MMMmmmmmmmmm MMMMMMMMMMMMmmm!” Lately his truck-lust has landed most soundly on the Power Shovel that sits just a house down from Will’s parents’ place, where they’re still building another duplex. He loves the shovel so much that he will start trying to put his coat on and then knock on the door to let his grandparents know he’d like to go out and say hi. And now he says “shovel,” though it sounds more like “wuvwul.” Or actually more like “WUVwul!! WUVWUL!!”

2. The color orange. Oh my gosh this kid loves orange. If he can see the orange sweater his Aunt Hannah knit him, good luck getting him into any other outfit that day. Which is fine a couple of days a week but not when the sweater has been spilled (or worse, puked) upon and placed in the hamper and he digs through, pulls it out, and then throws a fit when I won’t let him wear it. Sweater or no, he points out orange things all day long–orange shirts in books, orange signs, orange clothes at target, and of course his favorite snack, mandarin oranges. At swimming lessons, one of the activities involves throwing dozens of balls out over the pool and having the babies grab them and thrown them back into a basket. Only Thomas won’t throw back the orange ones. He has a word for orange, though it sounds like “nanya.” I have no idea why. We think maybe he knows Spanish.

3. Thomas the Tank Engine. Those of you who have been around him in the last few months know all about this one. He will randomly point to the TV and yell “Gah Gah!” which we’ve figured out must be his imitation of the engines’ “choo choo!” He gets very happy when the theme music comes on. Thomas the Tank is sort of confusing for us, though, for obvious reasons. For ages, we’d ask “Where’s daddy?” “Where’s mommy?” and he’d point to us, but then when we asked him where Thomas was, he’d point to the TV. Sad. (He only gets to watch for maybe 15 minutes maybe three times a week, but he’s obsessed and persistent.) Then, about a week ago, he actually did smile and point to himself when we asked him where Thomas was. But though he pointed to himself, he said “nanya.” To be fair, he was wearing his orange sweater that day. And since then he’s pointed to himself without saying “nanya.” But for that brief moment I was afraid he thought his name was Orange.

4. The Wiggles. Thomas loves the Wiggles and asks us to play them often. He communicates his request by pointing to my computer (we usually play his music via my computer’s iTunes) and making his “dance” gesture, wherein he moves his fists up and down vigorously. Yeah, I’m not a good dancer and I’m the only example he’s got. He especially loves the Wiggles’ “Hot Potato,” which has an interlude between the verses where they’re singing some high-pitched nonsense syllables that sound vaguely like “HEY wiggy wiggy wiggy HEY wiggy wiggy wiggy!” He loves that part and sings along, almost on pitch (hooray!). (You can see the video and hear the wiggy wiggies here, but just so you know the video is super annoying and Thomas has never seen it.)

5. Snowmen. Thanks mostly to Raymond Briggs’ Snowman book and movie. (If you haven’t seen them, by the way, they’re awesome. Neither one has words–the book is entirely illustrations, and the movie sets them to a fantastic orchestral score.) I built him a snowman outside our window, a short little snowguy a little taller than Thomas. And we used a tangerine for his nose to gesture towards the orange (there it is again) on Briggs’ snowman. It was cute until we got another two feet of snow and now it’s just a sad, mostly buried snow-dwarf. With a tangerine on its face. Thomas still likes it though.

7. Richard Scarry books, (especially this one) but mostly only the page just inside the front cover of each one. He loves to look at that first page and point to “the donkey with a blue shirt riding a tractor” or “Big Hilda Hippo,” and he’ll do this for a long time, but he never really wants to go further into the books.

There are other things he loves–stars and fish come to mind–but I’ll save those for another day.

Kitchen Discoveries

A guest post from Will, who is not under the influence of Pasqual’s Margaritas:

The flooring palimpsest:

I claim that the old-old floor (below) utterly defeats the new-old floor (elsewhere on this site; look for the industrious dog). This floor was beneath the ancient urine-colored asbestos layer; we suspect that its lines may have served to guide agriculture or perhaps assisted in maritime navigation.

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You must be terribly curious: could anything possibly be beneath such an ancient and distinguished layer of flooring? (Might we find evidence of one of the lost North American Mishra temples?) The answer is: indeed, something subsists even beneath this venerable roll — namely, 1/4″ of plywood and the basement.

Our excavations have also revealed a heretofore undocumented means of ventilation.

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Apparently, the prehistoric tool-makers who built this house valued smoke and the burning bear-gristle and cervid-grease after a long hunt. As a consequence, they built a special altar to their hunting-gods above the hearth, which directed all cooking-odours to a special shrine above the house. We speculate that these people regarded the smoke and flammable food and oil-particles as sacred, since they were not allowed to escape the house at all. (Smoke was very important to these people, as the primitive pigmented-etchings of Marlboros in the basement also attest.)

Smoke from a burning antler or bear-claw was conveyed up through a carefully-crafted but rather short iron shaft and into a much more primitive wooden shaft, designed to absorb as much oily residue as possible. A curious mechanical bellows then drew this smoke into an unfurnished room above the house, where it collected over time. We imagine that the warriors of this clan conducted their rituals in this room; the bear-smoke may well have inspired ecstatic hallucinations among these young men who surely were heading to their deaths. Perhaps the remains of the fallen were placed in this room, so that the ursine vapors might carry them to the green fields of the afterlife; we cannot be sure.

Snot-Freezing Cold

When my friends and I were freshmen in college, we didn’t have regular access to the internet in our dorm rooms (the internet was a completely new thing to me when I arrived at college, which completely dates me and pegs me as a non-urban dweller, but that’s another story). It was hard to know exactly how cold it was outside, and let me tell you that southeast minnesota in the winter of 1996-97 was a cold and snowy place. Since we didn’t have a reliable way of telling how cold it was outside, my friends and I came up with our patented scale of winter harshness.

I can’t remember all of the levels (ladies, can you help?), but I know that the coldest one was called eyelash-freezing cold, so defined because the condensation from your breath would form tiny (surprisingly beautiful) snowflake crystals on your eyelashes. I only remember that happening a couple of times. I would say that it must have been below -10 degrees.

The next level up from eyelash-freezing was the oh-so-appealing sounding snot-freezing cold. If you’ve had to go outside in Madison at all on the last few evenings/mornings, you know what I’m talking about. Any moisture inside your nose freezes immediately and everything begins to feel very tight and solid. Based on the fact that I do now have regular internet access (for better or worse), I can confirm that snot-freezing cold corresponds to around -8 to -5 degrees.

I can’t remember all of the other levels, though I think one of them was butt-freezing cold. (Thankfully, I also cannot remember how we quantified that one.) And probably also hair-freezing cold. We didn’t have all that much to do on our self-contained idyllic hilltop campus except to walk around outside, allow the frigid winds to buffet us up and down, and then go inside to spend hours developing a precise scale for describing the weather. You know, so that later when somebody came back from class, the others of us could ask, “How cold is it outside?” and she could answer simply “Snot-freezing cold.” And we would know exactly what she meant.

One one of the coldest evenings during that freshman year of college, a bunch of us were walking down the hill to go to the gym (WHY?!), and as the thirty-mile-an-hour winds blustered in our faces and we trudged through the four feet or so of snow, one of our friends shouted, just loud enough to be heard over the winds, “God has forsaken this place!” And all I can say is, I’m starting to feel that way about Madison as temps are still below zero this morning and another four inches of snow is predicted for tonight. At least those four inches will push us above the total snowfall record for the season. If we’re going to have to shovel this much, we might as well be able to tell our grandkids that we survived the record snowfalls of 2007-8.

Only three more months of winter, right?

Progress

So, here’s what you can do in a weekend if Will’s parents are willing to come over to your house:

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Our notable discoveries:
1. All of you who have ever been in our kitchen should count yourselves lucky to be alive. Why? Remember each of our cabinets, the ones holding hundreds of pounds of glass and heavy kitchening equipment and preventing all of it from crashing down upon your heads? Those cabinets were each held into the wall by two (and only two) nails:

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Granted these nails are seriously huge. But still. I’ve written before about my feelings towards the people who built this house, and this only confirms and intensifies those feelings.

2. For some reason, the soffit was composed of two sheets of sheetrock reinforced in the middle with some sort of steel mesh.

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3. But the jewel in the crown of this weekend’s work was these birthday candles, which Will found inside the workings of the exhaust hood when he was taking it apart.

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Who knows how long they’ve been in there or why/how they got there in the first place. At this point I just sort of wonder what we’ll discover next.

The Great Kitchen Remodel of 2008: (Mostly) Before

For your future reference and amazement, here are some before pictures of our kitchen (though the new fridge is already in there, and we couldn’t keep Will’s mom from prematurely stripping part of the hated wallpaper).

At a glance:

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(That’s the edge of the new fridge there on the left, and then just the very edge of the oven (more on that later). And then the stovetop, with an eensy-weensy amount of counter space on either side. And then The fridge in perhaps the least convenient place possible, unless you like the idea of blocking the doorway and the lightswitch every time you open the fridge, in which case it’s a great place for the fridge.)

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(Here across the galley we have a bit more counterspace along with the window and that awesome decorative woodwork above it.)

We did put in a new floor a couple of years ago, so at least it doesn’t look like this anymore:

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(In this one you can see the bookshelves that housed many of our small appliances, spices, etc., before Thomas was born and it all got rearranged. As an added bonus, this photo captures Otto in his natural habitat.)

Continue reading ‘The Great Kitchen Remodel of 2008: (Mostly) Before’

Happy Birthday, Mom!

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He was actually very enthusiastic about helping to make the sign. (The orange parts are his.) But by the time we got around to taking the picture he was mostly interested in opening the cabinets and flipping the lights on and off. And yes, we are in the bathroom. Because it’s the only part of our house that hasn’t been overtaken by the Great Kitchen Remodel of 2008. And there’s decent light in there. But the point is that he was very excited to make the sign for Grandma’s birthday. So HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Grandma! We love you and hope you have a great day!


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