To the lady at the coffeeshop whose cell phone ringtone is an incredibly obnoxious rendition of “When the Saints Come Marching In”:
Turn your ringer down. It is annoying. It sounds like something that was created on a 1980s Casio Keyboard with the express purpose of irritating anyone who hears it. And it is far too loud. If EVERYONE in the entire coffeeshop stops what they’re doing to turn and look at you when your phone rings, IT IS TOO LOUD. And it rings far too often. I have heard it three times just this week.
Have you heard of the “vibrate” setting?
Oh, this makes me miss working at the coffeeshop with you….